THEME BY PISTACHI-O

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

communistbakery:

I like big butts and I cannot lie. i am under oath i must tell the truth but i don’t see why you’re asking me this judge shouldn’t we be talking about the murder

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

memeguy-com:

Never get high on your own supply

memeguy-com:

Never get high on your own supply

thyhoboking:

The one time I go outside, I find this.

thyhoboking:

The one time I go outside, I find this.

proctalgia:

im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

yourbrothershotfriend:

alekzmx:

Dan Osborne naked making his debut at  ”Dreamboys”

I have been waiting my entire life for this

egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

image

there is no picture

i have no life