you know who would be a pain in the ass to dominate in bed?
ropes? nah dude.
handcuffs? dont think so.
a straight jacket under water and surrounded by sharks? no fuck u he gone
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was