when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken
I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”
Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best
YESSS THIS POST IS BACK
The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
enemy of the dogspotting community
no but seriously what kind of dog is that
how to be an adult
im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard