my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOo0o0oOOOoo0oD.
OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW ME FOR THIS
ACTUALLY DO IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS YOU CANT HANDLE MY BLOG
IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN
what. the. FUCK?
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
He fell asleep holding it.
put his hand on a glass of water so he pee himself
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why was i the chosen one