THEME BY PISTACHI-O

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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angry90slesbian:

you know who would be a pain in the ass to dominate in bed?

houdini

ropes? nah dude.

handcuffs? dont think so.

a straight jacket under water and surrounded by sharks? no fuck u he gone

emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

mayaema:

*lawyer questioning a witness voice* haha and then what? ;) 

As you know, I can’t dance for shit and I look like a bit of a twat