THEME BY PISTACHI-O

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

anononymouss:

rebelliousminion:

crazyhowlifeworks:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

ohheyitsjeremy:

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOo0o0oOOOoo0oD.

OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW ME FOR THIS

ACTUALLY DO IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS YOU CANT HANDLE MY BLOG 

IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN

what. the. FUCK?

OH GOD

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

britney2007spears:

dougfromkc:

He fell asleep holding it.

put his hand on a glass of water so he pee himself

britney2007spears:

dougfromkc:

He fell asleep holding it.

put his hand on a glass of water so he pee himself

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why was i the chosen one

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle